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Posts tagged “Utah

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Gay Marriages in Utah



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Mormon Ambassador Explains Gay Marriage in Utah



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Mormons and Polygamy



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Federal judge declares Utah polygamy law unconstitutional



Link: Federal judge declares Utah polygamy law unconstitutional


The LDS Church tells the UT State Supreme Court that it does NOT have to report on sex abuse suffered by its child members



Jayma Ried explains her experience with Mormon sexuality



The Book of Mormon and Utah’s treatment of American Indians



The Gunnison Massacre and its Repercussions



The Mormon Coon – 1905



Lyrics:

A coon named Ephraim skipped the town one day.
Nobody knew just why he went away,
Until one night a friend he got a note,
It was from Eph. and this is what he wrote:
“I’m out in Utah, in the Mormon land,
And going to stay, because I’m living grand,
I used to rave about a single life.
Now ev’ry day I get a brand new wife.”

CHORUS:

“I’ve got a big brunette,
And a blonde to pet.
I’ve got ‘em short, fat, thin and tall …
I’ve got a Cuban gal,
And a Zulu pal.
They come in bunches when I call;
And that’s not all –

I’ve got ‘em pretty, too.
Got a homely few,
I’ve got ‘em black to octoroon …
I can spare six or eight.
Shall I ship ‘em by freight?
For I am the Mormon coon.”

There’s one gal I ain’t married yet, but say,
I’m saving her up for a rainy day.
If you ain’t never heard a cyclone roar,
Come up and hear just how my wives can snore.
If you stay out late you can “con” your wife.
If I got gay that mob would have my life,
It keeps me hustling in loving line.
They all yell out, “I saw him first, he’s mine.”

CHORUS.

Next Fall they’ll make me Gov’nor of the State;
The Parsons give me commutation rate;
I wish for ev’ry wife I had a cent,
Why, just for photographs, a house I rent.
I’ve got so many, I forget a lot.
I keep the marriage license door bell hot,
If on the street into a wife I run,
I have to ask her, “What’s your number, Hon?”

CHORUS.


TGIAtheist: What do you think of women praying at General Conference?



7 Year Old Steals Car To Escape Church



Mormon, Inc. Flaunts Law in Utah



My Experiences With Mormons



71% of Sugar Daddies in Utah are Latter-day Saints



The Veil, 2013



Mormons: Pay, Pray, and Obey?



The Utah War and the Mountain Meadows Massacre



Blood Atonement and the Mountain Meadows Massacre



Exiting Mormonism 8: Are Mormons Happy?


 


Standup Comedy



Mitt Romney – The Mormon Candidate



Mass Resignation from Mormonism



My Rant: Growing Up Mormon in Utah and Other Issues






Mountain Meadows Massacre